My coworker had a Kobe sighting today. Actually seeing Lakers around this area isn’t all that uncommon. I pulled up next to Devean George once. He was in his baller black mercedes. Rolled down the window to say hi. He barely waved back… what a jerk face. Anyways yeah the circle at the top is where I work. The circle in the bottom left is where they practice (the toyota center) and the one in the middle is the Subway Kobe was at today.

=D

I failed

United States

In the United States, Las Vegas[1], South Beach (Miami), Chicago and New Orleans are popular bachelor party destinations; they are also popular wedding locations. Increasingly, “destination bachelor parties” are replacing standard nights out, with Americans traveling to Montreal or Mexico.[2]

Bachelor parties in the US often entail the mass consumption of alcohol, the hiring of a stripper or prostitute, and general rowdiness toward which the bride might not have a positive reaction (especially since women are not supposed to be among the invitees). Increasingly, bachelor parties have come to symbolize the last time when the groom is truly “free” and without the influence of his new wife.

Is this a preview of things to come?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?

Late night TV.

So right now I’m watching a show called “Cheaters”  It’s a show about how people suspect their gf or bf of cheating so they send out private detectives to follow the person to find out if they’re faithful or not.

Here’s the funniest part.  During a commerical break, a commercial for Ashely Madison came on.  If you don’t know what that is.  It’s a social/dating website that promotes infidelity.  They’re tag line or motto is “Life is short. Have an Affair”  It’s directed towards people already in a relationship.  lol

I give you my work computer. Good ‘ol windows.

Look at this ad I saw on Facebook today:

I wonder how many kiddos out there are now going to go and max out their credit cards to help their credit score.

This could be as bad as the predatory lending……….. okay maybe not that bad.

So at work I won this “back to school” bag with a “goodies” inside. One of these “goodies” was a “stepping meter” otherwise known as a pedometer. I finally opened today and read the instructions. Here’s what it says:

Operational Manual
1. This stepping meter can only count correctly under the flat plant.
2. Under the following condition, the stepping meter can’t count correctly:
(i) Moon Walking, Wearing Sandal
(ii) When walking in the tricky condition
(iii) Vibration without Walking

WTF?!?!?!?!?!
I guess that’s good to know when I’m wearing flip flops and doing my Michael Jackson impersonations! Seriously….

For all you people who skip breakfast… read:

The benefits of a healthy breakfast

Breakfast not only starts your day off right, but also lays the foundation for lifelong health benefits. People who eat a healthy breakfast are more likely to:

  • Consume more vitamins and minerals and less fat and cholesterol
  • Have better concentration and productivity throughout the morning
  • Control their weight
  • Have lower cholesterol, which reduces the risk of heart disease

for more info click here:
EAT EAT EAT EAT

And on that note. Here’s a picture of my breakfast this morning:

YUM!

Oh and don’t forget to drink 64 ounces of water a day… more if you work out

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family , so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you

the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the

Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him.

He finds that the baby has severely

soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ‘Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now.

The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about.

The little boy replies,

‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is ound
asleep.

The People are being ignored and the

Future is in deep shit.

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